chemicallyunwound:

 

I GOT THE JOB MOTHER FUCKERRR!!!!

20k a year, in croydon, reliable hours!

soooo happy.

i will move in to a flat with one of my best mates next month.

i start monday!

ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

"I like people too much or not at all."

— Sylvia Plath (via wolf-cub)

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calebxblackwell:

durins3xual:

iatemy-gluestickk:

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

This is my favorite post ever

seriously as long as you take somewhat acceptable care of your skin/tattoos they’ll be fine.

The woman in the second photo is outstandingly beautiful. 

(Source: thievinggenius, via opprobriouscunt)

COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

(via opprobriouscunt)

themostradicalthing:

preteened:

lotsalipstick:

erotic reading material 

AND THEN I DIED

After seeing this photoset on here I reminded myself that I’ve been wanting to read this for years, and so finally treated myself last Saturday. So very glad I did! (although Lost Girls really does need trigger warnings)

(via fat-feminist-deactivated2013101)

"Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me."

— Riccardo Tisci (via thosewhowork)

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